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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

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Jamamma:
I will not claim to be a patron of the "saint of floor waxers"

I will stop teasing the girl scouts.

I will not teach people 'how to get their groove back'

I will not give tours of the field museum stating "This is where I reanimated Sue"  nor will I give tours of the Nevernever, claiming it to be a 'really psychodelic experience'

I will stop arming the fae with iron, the other sidhe are starting to complain

I will not start narrating Murphy's life as if it were a wild kingdom special on short people.

I will not make a play-dough golem the same size as me, nor will I make Bob a body out of the same.

I will not have Toot hide inside of my duster, just so I can say "Meet my little friend"

Priscellie:

--- Quote from: Jamamma on August 13, 2008, 11:07:31 AM ---I will not start narrating Murphy's life as if it were a wild kingdom special on short people.
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and


--- Quote ---I will not have Toot hide inside of my duster, just so I can say "Meet my little friend"

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made me choke on cereal.  Win!

Jamamma:

--- Quote from: Priscellie on August 13, 2008, 11:54:19 AM ---made me choke on cereal.  Win!

--- End quote ---

Thank you, thank you. Is your cereal trying to tell you something? Possessed by ghosts possibly? If not, you are not looking hard enough.

*now does the happy dance*

On a side note, I distantly remember Cereal... this is about the time I normally crash into a hopefully dreamless sleep. I tend to 'work' late evenings and catch up on 'normal' activities in the early hours of the morning.

Shecky:

--- Quote from: Priscellie on August 13, 2008, 11:54:19 AM ---and

made me choke on cereal.  Win!

--- End quote ---

Say hallo to my li'l fren'! "For the Pizza Lord - CHARGE!"

Thrasher:
I will not brew love potions for Carlos

I will not brew speed potions for Carlos just to give myself an excuse to call him Speedy Gonzalez.
- He's more like Wile E Coyote anyway.

I will not ask the Archive to reenact scenes from Shirley Temple movies.

I will not walk around wearing sunglasses with a leash on Mouse and claim that he's my "seeing eye whooly mammoth".

I will not lobby the porn industry to come up with wizard proof internet porn.
- Or the computer industry.
- That's the LAST thing I need to allow Carlos access to.

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