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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
brenatevi:
-I am no longer allowed to offer my services to the Mythbusters
a. And they don't care about my resume of exploded or burning buildings.
-I'm no longer allowed to ask Nico if he's going to take Deidra to the Father/Daught dance. I'm still having nightmares about his response.
anthro7:
(Sorry if it's been done before...)
-I'm no longer allowed at Harry Potter conventions. Fun though it was showing those goons some REAL magic...
a) was kicked out for being a potential Death Eater.
b) was kicked out for being a Lord of the Rings fan.
c) was kicked out for stealing the name "Harry".
d) was carried out on a stretcher by the few dual fans of Potter and Dresden who felt sorry for the poor thing and forbade him going back.
e) was kicked out for making some wise-@$$ed crack.
f) was kicked out for burning down the building. (DING! DING! DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!)
bookivore:
Besides, the little geeks laughed at me for that little problem with the broom spell. I will not give snarky little Harry Pottery geeks a ride on the Dresden Broom of Doom, no matter how much they deserve it.
--- Quote from: anthro7 on July 02, 2008, 12:40:40 AM ---(Sorry if it's been done before...)
-I'm no longer allowed at Harry Potter conventions. Fun though it was showing those goons some REAL magic...
a) was kicked out for being a potential Death Eater.
b) was kicked out for being a Lord of the Rings fan.
c) was kicked out for stealing the name "Harry".
d) was carried out on a stretcher by the few dual fans of Potter and Dresden who felt sorry for the poor thing and forbade him going back.
e) was kicked out for making some wise-@$$ed crack.
f) was kicked out for burning down the building. (DING! DING! DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!)
--- End quote ---
Quantus:
--- Quote from: bookivore on July 02, 2008, 06:53:30 PM ---I will not give snarky little Harry Pottery geeks a ride on the Dresden Broom of Doom, no matter how much they deserve it.
--- End quote ---
Unless they're hot. Gigidy-gigidy ;D
(sorry, it had to be done)
bookivore:
--- Quote from: Quantus347 on July 03, 2008, 07:47:48 PM ---Unless they're hot. Gigidy-gigidy ;D
(sorry, it had to be done)
--- End quote ---
Is there something burning around here? Shall we try out the water gun of extreme disgust, with garlic.
Harry is also not allowed to randomly squirt Thomas with garlic water just in case a Black Court vampire has got to him.
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