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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Quantus:
--- Quote from: cornyphil on June 11, 2008, 08:17:43 PM ---I will not brag that my staff gets 53.8 DPS and gives a +57 intellect bonus
Nor will a comment on my Epic Robes.
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My Bathrobe does not Qualify as Epic robes, no matter how unique they are at council meeting.
Nor will I claim they are "of the Magi" in any way
I will not sit on the porch whittling a new Blasting rod when Carlos comes to pick up Molly for their first date
Oh yes I will. Michael needs backup, and he'd be too nice anyway.
Priscellie:
--- Quote from: Quantus347 on June 11, 2008, 11:38:04 PM ---
I will not sit on the porch whittling a new Blasting rod when Carlos comes to pick up Molly for their first date
Oh yes I will. Michael needs backup, and he'd be too nice anyway.
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This mental image now holds a very special place in my heart. Thank you.
Tribblechomper:
When taking a #2 on someone else's toilet and they complain about Harry taking so long, he is not allowed to comment back with the phrase, "And this too shall pass"
a. Unless it really IS about to pass...
b. Unless I want to be hand-delivered to Mab by pun-wearied former friends, who have trussed me up like a suckling pig with an apple in my mouth and bound my limbs tighter than Morgan's attitude.
Shecky:
--- Quote from: Priscellie on June 12, 2008, 12:03:03 AM ---This mental image now holds a very special place in my heart. Thank you.
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Too subtle for Harry. He'd be more along the lines of: "Hey, 'Los. You see that pretty girl there, the one you're about to take out? She's the daughter of my best friend, the apple of his eye, and that means if you even THINK about touching her, or kissing, or anything like that, I got no problem getting the Doom of Damocles again. Capisce?"
blackwolf:
--- Quote from: He Who Saunters Behind on June 12, 2008, 01:48:52 AM ---Too subtle for Harry. He'd be more along the lines of: "Hey, 'Los. You see that pretty girl there, the one you're about to take out? She's the daughter of my best friend, the apple of his eye, and that means if you even THINK about touching her, or kissing, or anything like that, I got no problem getting the Doom of Damocles again. Capisce?"
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Two Issues with that, Bill
First He is under the Doom NOW and,
He is not really the kind of guy to use New Pop culture lines.
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