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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Sorryman105:
--- Quote from: nanuq on May 12, 2008, 01:14:40 PM ---What's the point of shelling out money for pizza without something in return?
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The right to call oneself Lord of the Za Guard.
Quantus:
--- Quote from: Quantus347 on May 12, 2008, 01:07:48 PM ---I am not allowed to give the Za Lord's Guard missions for my own amusement.
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To clarify:
I am not allowed to order the Za' Guard to:
-Fill Thomas's car entirely with packing peanuts.
-Encase said car in plastic wrap.
-Clean Mouses Ears (he hates it)
-Take naughty photos of Murphy, Luccio, or Molly (Bob cannot order this either)
-Listen to bob in any way.
-Replace Molly's Piercings with Winter Icicles.
-Retrieve a whisker of Mister as a Proof of Mettle.
-make the steps Ice over only when salesmen or jehova's witnesses stop by
Maltese Falcon:
--- Quote from: Quantus347 on May 12, 2008, 03:15:47 PM ---To clarify:
I am not allowed to order the Za' Guard to:
-Fill Thomas's car entirely with packing peanuts.
-Encase said car in plastic wrap.
-Clean Mouses Ears (he hates it)
-Take naughty photos of Murphy, Luccio, or Molly (Bob cannot order this either)
-Listen to bob in any way.
-Replace Molly's Piercings with Winter Icicles.
-Retrieve a whisker of Mister as a Proof of Mettle.
-make the steps Ice over only when salesmen or jehova's witnesses stop by
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I will not make the Za' Guard wear leather and participate in any pride parades.
I will also not make them chant "were here, were fairy's get used to it"
Sorry but I just had to it popped into my head.
Sūlien:
--- Quote from: cassandra on April 09, 2008, 04:55:37 AM ---
- I will never again wear in public the t-shirt that says "Save a broomstick; Ride a Wizard!"
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*snorfle* Harry might not wear it, but I'm damn tempted to make one that says that with the picture of Harry that I use as an icon. Hmmmm....maybe for Comic Con in San Diego...
Solspiral:
I will refrain from asking Georgia or any of the females if they want to "Bungle in the Jungle."
a) nor the male Alphas for that matter.
b) make that any werewolf
I will resist the temptation to call Luccio a cougar however appropriate
I will resist the temptation to sing "Suck my Kiss" when surround by members of the White Court
I will stop asking the ladies to polish my "blasting rod" at clubs
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