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ConDFW in Richardson, TX: Feb 20-22, 2009
Soulless Mystic5523:
--- Quote from: Captain Hammer on January 13, 2009, 01:43:34 AM ---OK, if you've never met Jim at a convention, there are very important rules to follow.
First of all, do not look Jim directly in the eye. He will run around the con screaming that his soul has been stolen, and it'll take them at least an hour to calm him down.
Stand downwind from Jim. He's very proud of his cologne, which he makes himself. Compliment him on his unique musk at every opportunity.
Do not turn your back on Jim when you leave the table. Instead, you will be instructed to walk backwards, bowing on every third step.
Do not speak in plain English to Jim. You must rhyme.
Do not believe a single thing I've typed above. Jim's one of the friendliest, most down to earth people you can ever meet, celebrity or not. The man's genuine, friendly, and damned funny. I'm looking forward to seeing him again.
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But I bet he would get a kick out of rules three and four. ;D
horsehearted:
Pharaoh, there is Weird, then there is odd, then there is you..... ::)
Priscellie:
--- Quote from: Horsehearted, January's new flavor on January 13, 2009, 02:24:15 AM ---Pharaoh, there is Weird, then there is odd, then there is you..... ::)
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Yet we wouldn't have him any other way. :D
The Dread Pharaoh Roberts:
Awwwwwwwwwwwww...I feel loved!
Shecky:
--- Quote from: Captain Hammer on January 13, 2009, 01:43:34 AM ---OK, if you've never met Jim at a convention, there are very important rules to follow.
First of all, do not look Jim directly in the eye. He will run around the con screaming that his soul has been stolen, and it'll take them at least an hour to calm him down.
Stand downwind from Jim. He's very proud of his cologne, which he makes himself. Compliment him on his unique musk at every opportunity.
Do not turn your back on Jim when you leave the table. Instead, you will be instructed to walk backwards, bowing on every third step.
Do not speak in plain English to Jim. You must rhyme.
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I'd love to see Jim get that printed up on card stock so he can send it whenever a con or signing organizer asks his agent, "So is there anything special he's going to want?"
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