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Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread

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Ms Duck:
sniffffff awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww huuuuuuuuugs

gong!

you win the deep feelings round.

next topic ?

Ms Duck:
its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force
its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force

when luke has got
to hit exaust ports
or rescue princesses
from space moon forts

its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force
its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force

 what Han and Chewie
do in kinky gay resorts
Leia will soon find out
she reads Boba Fetts reports

its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force
its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force

Luke finaly gets laid
Empires Hand of sorts
shes just annother sister
this will end in family courts

its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force
its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force

Now Hand is dead, Leia wed,
where will Luke find support ?
R2 is a lesbian, mommy dead
the ghost of Yoda is too short


its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force
its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force

--off to yall..keep adding lyrics !

Chianacat:
I love myself,
I think I'm grand,
When I go out,
I hold my hand.
I slip my arm,
around my waist,
when I get fresh,
I slap my face.

thank you *takes deep curtsy*

Ms Duck:
and in the eve
i do deduce
do you yourself
possibly seduce ?

Blaze:
Those are the lyrics to the Acorn song!  I know that one!

Spock is in shock
It is a quirk
When he sees a naked Kirk
Laying there himself to jerk,
Or with the crewman Fred.

He went to Scott
to share the cot
found there was a
big wet spot
DNA said Crewman Fred.

Crewman Fred wears a red shirt
He sure does get around
Where he stops he makes a squirt
and a guttural sound.

So Spock is in shock
and Kirk must hock
his favorite clock
with a big tick tock
to buy some batteries to stock
All for Crewman Fred.

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