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Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
Blaze:
Yeah yeah, and Vikings were peaceful explorers. ;)
Blaze:
--- Quote from: Torvaldr/The Morning Ogre on January 13, 2009, 04:41:11 AM ---There once was a duck from nantucket........
--- End quote ---
There once was a duck from Nantucket
Who carried around a large bucket
With nutella inside,
to spread on the hide
Of a duck fella so she could lickit and suckette,
Torvaldr:
--- Quote ---Yeah yeah, and Vikings were peaceful explorers. Wink
--- End quote ---
But we were! Honest!
Ms Duck:
I fled my cold maiden bed
and dreams of long lost love
not his thighs i missed
or the fair bird nested above
the feel of his hands
the gentle strong grip
memmory of his finger
a provoking firm slip
but he left me for her
the whore ! the slut!
with her barren heart
and teenage boy butt
i had the very tools
to take back whats mine
my ancient studies
art dread and sublime
I reach for favorite toy
hid behind necromatic books
and have to fondly wonder
does she like his metal hooks ?
Blaze:
Applause!!!!
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