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Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread

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Blaze:
10wd40 as my resume, the short form...   ;D  Both of those poems were submitted with the resume.  Now that I think of it, the resume should have been a poem.  *Sigh*  Maybe then I would have won!  (J/K --  I am just as happy that I didn't win.  Being a Champion is hard work...  Last time I was champion I never stopped doing stuff and had to travel, which ate a lot of money.  Money I don't have right now!)

*HUGS*

Der Sturmbrecher:
Ashes to ashes and dust to dust,
grime and decay, corroding and rust.
The portcullis closes and seals inside
A plethera of fools with no place to hide.
Pain from above is rained down in a mist,
scarring, and lacerating, you get the gist.
Thunder and lightning, Sturm und Drang
Bite at the heel with a sharpened fang.
Now that you've wasted some time with a look,
Perhaps you should read a more pleasant book.

Ms Duck:
by the darkest of dark arts
this dead thread will dance
now hark best by fowl tarts
and cue the necromance

arise bad poems and rhymes
crawl up from risen grave
shake off loem and slimes
there are whales to shave

Purple:
Hail to all from Bubdreg the Folkmanis Troll
He has but one single goal
He wishes to on a forum go
And this poem to him a bridge to make it so.

Otlan:
Momento Morie,
Remeber you are Mortal,
Die Someday, you will,
Your time though, has not yet come,
But when the Bells toll, Ask not for Whom They Toll,
They Toll for Thee.

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