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Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread

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Ms Duck:

for far far too long
this threads been quiet
so ill hum up a song
ya want it? Buy it!

for a sow's ear
old man cursed
shall never make
a silk lined purse

but look, Duck said
youll never ever finda
better leather sleepy bed
then from elephants vagina

 ;D

Ms Duck:
ther once was a Ducky rump
that gave this thread a bump
now do the time
post out a rhyme
or ill pound you all into a lump

j3nnee:
I've said it before
I'll say it again
Don't live in my apts
They're not a bargain

They leak and they groan
The floor boards are weak
The lights oft go out
And light dost thou seek

It's cold and it's drafty
The neighbors are loud
And if you're not careful
Your sanity is cowed

So don't come this way
Go live somewhere else
Don't be my neighbor
Cause this place won't sell

Ms Duck:

J3nnee perk up your jowls
dont throw in your towels
if they leaks and groans
have peaks and moans
Rejoice! you dwell in Fowl's Bowells

Ms Duck:

with anguish, I have cogitate
done with which, I aggravate
"SAM does suck"
screams out duck
damn witch bitch I acriminate!

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