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Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
Blaze:
Tough luck
Ms Duck
Brains stuck
No rhyme
no time
just grime
and chaff
don't laugh
distaff.
j3nnee:
roof was leaking
light fixture reeking
as water dripped through
into tupperware below
No one came to look
at my soggy nook
pissed at stupidity
of front staff at apts, see?
Still no contact
wish I had an axe
to hit them on the back
like the reeking sacks
they are :OP
MUUSURU BUGARU ;)
Chuck Chuck Razool:
Putrid drool-soaked fangs.
A single bite and it's over.
Komodo dragon.
Ms Duck:
there once was a Duck drank many a flagon
went a huntin dinner, with guns and a wagon
after lickin their pickins
Blaze quip 'was chicken?'
"nope" duck said braggin' "was a komodo dragon"
Chuck Chuck Razool:
These ones aren't mine, but they're classics and my two favorite limericks.
There once was a man from Madras
whose bollocks were made out of brass.
When he'd bang 'em together
they'd play stormy weather
and lightning'd shoot out his ass.
---------------and
There was an old man with a poker
who covered his face with red ochre.
When they said "You're a guy!"
He made no reply,
but knocked them all down with his poker.
That one was in a book of Edward Lear poems accompanied by a very funny illustration of an old man in a dress with blush on brandishing a fireplace poker.
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