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Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread

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j3nnee:
(stolen from a book I like)

Ruth and Johnny Side by Side
Went out for an auto ride

They hit a bump Ruth hit a tree
and John kept rolling ruthlessly

(also stolen from said book)

It isn't the cough
that carries you off
It's the coffin
They carry you off in

;)

Ms Duck:
"cats they land on their feet" did duck mutter
"and toast allways on the side with the butter"
so she glued A to the B
tosssed up great glee
and the motion device did perpetually flutter

Blaze:
If only it could be that
buttered toast and falling cat
were hooked to Robert's Van de Graaf
We'd all be charged, with a good laugh.

Spinning cat with cooling bread
In Schrodinger's box, alive and dead!
Vortex feline so sublime
outside of both space and time.

Piotr1600:
Wearing lenses of protective glass
and a protective Nomex wrap for their ass

Researchers, some cackling with glee
push buttons and throw switches willy-nilly

The LHC buzzes and groans
in the distance krell metal moans

Targeted beams soon clash at 7 TeV levels
making quite a racket - loud as the devil!

But scientists, technicians, and engineers too
suddenly stop to ponder - well, some go to the loo

"If Duck and Blaze's box-bound, spinning buttered toast cat
is creating juice outside of time and space - then where the hell is it at?"

KarlTenBrew:
(I have actually used this or a variation thereof in multiple places as an example of 'bad' [annoying] peotry)

What would you do,
if for a time:
you were forced!
to speak...in rhyme?

Not poetic and
flowing verse,
just rhyming stanzas
unrehearsed.

'Tis enough
to drive one mad,
nay: to death!
(for which those near be glad)

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