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Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
the neurovore of Zur-En-Aargh:
--- Quote from: Shecky on November 27, 2009, 05:36:33 PM ---You people are all Sick™. Which explains why I'm uncannily comfortable here.
--- End quote ---
Sick transit gloria, but it's Friday so that doesn't work either.
Piotr1600:
--- Quote from: Blaze on November 27, 2009, 04:46:37 AM ---Bravo! Bravo! *throws Piotr a rose*
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With a girlish giggle, surprising in a man that large
Piotr gives a wiggle, and moving somewhat like a barge
Gratefully attempts, both a pirouette, and curtsey
Physics he laments, rose between his teeth, kinda hurtsey
Undaunted by his gracelessness, however did his bald head shine
He extricates himself from his mess - he thinks your rose divine!
Blaze:
In a rush to save the day,
I'll change the thorns to pycopay,
Not only will it hurt much less,
but practice excellent dentifrice!
Skinny guys, I need to feed,
it takes some beef to feed my need
in a partner terpsicorchean
a Cadillac, not a delorean.
Ms Duck:
Blaze's scansion i would applaud
her accenuation condems me a clod
my lexicon contorted, a perplexed peon
so what the fuck is tersicorchean???
Blaze:
What the fukka does it mean
to call someone a chorine?
What is with the focken word
Does it not sound too absurd?
Damn that woman, what the fokken
Can't she just be more plain spoken?
While she poetry abuses.
must she drag in all nine Muses?
Could it be? O! Perchance
Was she trying to say: DANCE?
Ficken be, just like a goat
To make clear what she wrote!
In this thread Calliope
Muse of Epic Poetry
Will not even show her face
She eschews the very place.
Clio knows we must repeat
Every single human feat
It is just no mystery
we do not learn from History.
Euterpe will always play
Music night and music day.
Polyhymnia's lyric swims
as she belts forth her hymns.
Erato says no mistake
when Cupid shoots a stake
Love poetry must be spake
If her pleasure you would make.
Urania seeks the stars,
higher than the cable cars
Farther than Hubble can see
as she serves astronomy.
Thaleia will make us chortle
She tickles every mortal
Comedy is her art
From the high to belch and fart.
Melpomene will disabuse
You of your happy, this grim muse
Favors she the tragic tales
deep and gray her heavy veils.
But feats of feet do soar
on the wings of Terpsichore.
Dancing shoes her favored wear
Ginger Rogers, Fred Astaire
Paula Abdul, Chubby Checker
Maksim Chmerkovskiy (the rhyme wrecker)
Gene Kelly, and Sammy Davis,
Baryshnikov and Staines, Mavis.
Worship her in toe tap'd clutters.
Not to mention, Waldo Butters.
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