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Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread

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Blaze:
Harry thought, "that girl looks fine."
But he knew to draw the line,
at the daughter of the Fist of God,
Who might put him under the sod.

Torvaldr:
Harry Harry quite contrary
never gets enough
but with a young wizard
who wanted his lizard
his brain told his lizard that's tough

Blaze:
Love is a prickly pear
for a poor wizard
like Harry to bear,
especially when so
much danger is near.

Harry's a glutton,
but doesn't seek pain.
He learned his lesson
when he loved Elaine.
He learned his lesson
that love was in vain.

Harry again learned
His lesson with Susan
He loved her well,
and then took the bruisin'
she went away but
come back with tattoosin'.

Luccio!  Luccio!
Ever so hot.
'Specially with that
new body she's got.
They'll go a ridin'
and it'll hit the spot.

You know that,
being Harry, and all,
the other shoe
Will certainly fall.
So we hope
as romantics do,
That Luccio won't
be under that shoe.

Ms Duck:

and all quite wit writ list of Harrys  lost loves
to add might fit a bit missed one tost dove
allas beautifull toe mass
so dutifull, but no lass
still hopes mitt is get, Harry wears but one glove

Blaze:
Thomas loves unwisely and too well
His heart in sister Lara's clutches does dwell.
Her name and being are Justine and just.
For her life to him she's given and her trust.

Wife, did Harry say, of this sweet lass,
White tressed, blessed with white Vampire's love. 
Redemption shall it come to pass?
Can Thomas be her knight, shining from above
Will grace bequeath to him a sword (not cutlass?)

How can love be without the briefest touch?
How can love last with such a pain filled past?
Thomas, can a brother's deep care be such
Revelation that a demon might be surpassed?
Harry defeated his evil Lash, the power no crutch.
Are you, as well, in such strong forging cast?

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