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Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread

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Priscellie:
I haven't been watching this thread, so I'm not sure what all you've done, but the first topic to come to mind is veganism.

Blaze:
Hannibal the Cannibal
Found humans a treat
But most us get stuffed
Simply eating meat
Yet, I know some people
Get by with none of that,
Ingesting naught but tofu
Or things grown in a vat.
Not even cheese crosses
their lips, nor milk nor eggs
What exactly do they eat
So the question begs.

Vegans will eat nothing
That might a death cause
Thereby, they shun proteins
from fur and fins and claws.

Like the Jains of the east
Like a Buddhist Priest
Like a peaceful hippie
They won't even kill yeast.

They shun the use of leather
Even for their shoes
Even if by natural death
The cattle lost their moos.

The feed their dogs
Rice kibble and keep cats
Who gnaw on greens,
But never mice or rats.

Veganism, is the lifestyle
Veganism is the creed
They who eat what
Food eats, leaf and seed.

I don't know how they do it.
I don't think that I could.
But like the Dalai Lama,
They all must be so good.

So never knock a vegan,
Lest you come back as a bull,
Destined for a roadhouse,
Or a pig for a pork pull.

Ms Duck:
there twas a filly in kent
her love of veggies was bent
for a bliss slumber
a giant cucumber
in her other lips it went

Torvaldr:
OMG! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

There was a girl that loved a banana
that was a nice gift from her nana
what the nana didn't know
was the banana did go
in a place not approved by the nana.

Blaze:
MSL had a filly whose dream
Could cause your windows to steam.
But both cucumber and hole
Ignored the topic and extole
Meat in a tubular extreme. 

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