help wanted

[pcpoet]

while doing research on cleaning fairies I cam across this piece of misinformation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZVdhP2QeYk

[Regenbogen]

Oh no! One could definitely feel fairies drop dead, when she said there are no fairies. What a cruel thing to say. But efficient to eliminate your competition. These people leave a trail of dead fairies behind.

[Dina]

while doing research on cleaning fairies I cam across this piece of misinformation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZVdhP2QeYk

Nooooooooo!
This is terrible 

[Regenbogen]

Nooooooooo!
This is terrible 

They are lying fairy haters!

[pcpoet]

so today I came home to a clean apartment. I got all excited because I had not done any of the cleaning.  hours later my friend who is couch surfing for a few months with me came home and asked me if there was more, he could do to make his stay with me easer.  he did not understand my disappointment at finding out he had cleaned up my messy kitchen and had vacuumed I asked about the possibility of fey parentage, and he claimed to be 100% southern red neck.

[Dina]

Ah but he could be a changeling. Not  aware, of course, but a changeling is fair game for fey. They could have enthralled him to clean for you! I would not complain. Feed him pizza and something with good ingredients and be grateful. The universe is finally helping you and your patience has been rewarded, now stop worrying and enjoy it 

PS: Be wary of any gift he gives you though.

[pcpoet]

he does like my refurbished pizza where I take a cheap 2 dollar frozen cheese pizza and and another 3 dollars of ingredients bake it then air fry it before serving.