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pcpoet:
wanted fairy house keepers -- will pay in pizza for fairy house keeping, one room and kitchenette no cats or dogs to harras the brounie or brounies that take up the job. will never speak of the arrangement and delete post if I can get a fairy house keeper. am willing to make other deals for your service and I am aware of how your kind can get the better of us mortals when it comes to deals
update just moved into a bigger house I plan on getting a cat and dog. because of the cat I am willing to pay hazard pay to the brownie brave enough to clean my house.
update just got a house mate so the job is harder to do now. I promis not to tell him about you guys if you will only come and clean my house
update my room mate is never around so I think the fairy housekeepers will have an easy time cleaning
pcpoet:
new update I have dogs now and they will try and protect any fae that comes and clean. though they will bark a lot.
pcpoet:
its been a few years since I first advertised for fairy housekeepers . I am still looking. I just figured out some of those fairy's don't like pizza so for the health conscience fairy I can provide celery sticks, green tea and other boring non pizza and candy food stuffs ...the big thing is I hate house work and I need a staff that works for food.
Dina:
I suggest you try to make them organic. I hope you have luck but if you do...remember you can't come here to tell us :)
pcpoet:
been a few years since I asked but I am still looking for that fairy house cleaning staff.
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