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For guys and clever women.... help
Kathleen Dante:
--- Quote from: brksocsc on July 07, 2007, 12:51:04 AM ---This is going to sound odd, but my gf says that coffee speeds up her period, is it true?
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Caffeine is a vasoconstrictor (constricts blood vessels), so taking coffee during that time of the month tends to shut off the bleeding faster.
Mickey Finn:
...which, since the idea is to flush, may sometimes not be the best thing.
Daoine (I didn't recognize you there for a sec without the neck in the avatar ;) ), that's exactly the type of thing mf gf does with restaurant picking. Only she scowls alot and acts like a 5 yr old (I don't say that lightly. When she's frustrated she can act just like her stepfather...on her it's irritating, but cute. On a grown man, it's disturbing).
Your husband's probably smelling the iron in seaweed, if he thinks it smells like blood.
"he always thinks i have mysteriously vanished, and begins to walk around the house, calling my name. "
My girlfriend's cat does that, even though she can hear us. ;)
My gf will leave her shoes ANYWHERE. They're always together, neatly, but their actual location can be anywhere. And the grippy soles just LOVE to catch on my feet in the dark and trip me up.
I bug my gf because I *don't* jump in the shower with her. I've had...issues in the past. People were hurt. Ahem.
*Lady Disappearing Act *:
heh, re: tripping on shoes. in my defense, he's a size 14 and he wears steel toe Docs. trip on THAT in the middle of the night! seriously, it's like wearing a bag of lead fishing weights on each foot. i don't know how he does it.
everyone does annoying things in relationships, the question is, does the other person think it's cute, or psychotic?
mickey - yeah, i figured i could switch avatars now. all the cool kids were doing it ;)
The Dread Pharaoh Roberts:
--- Quote from: Daoine on August 05, 2007, 06:03:08 PM ---mickey - yeah, i figured i could switch avatars now. all the cool kids were doing it ;)
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I, for one, miss the elegant neck shot.
*Lady Disappearing Act *:
gosh, what can i say? i had to reinstate it. :)
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