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LizW65:
http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2006/01/crapometer-got-you-feeling-bruised-and.html

Apparently they're taken from actual submissions to Issac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine.  Enjoy!
-Liz

Dom:
OMG.  <3


--- Quote ---Weston was known for the firm but genital hold he had on his men. It was one of the reasons he was chosen for this mission over six other equally qualified men.
--- End quote ---


--- Quote ---Miles looked deep into those clear blue eyes who's debts were infinite.
--- End quote ---

Yeah, that's what genetic surgery does to ya - lots of debts!

::is dying of laughter::

Donna:

--- Quote ---Instinctively, without thinking about it, he grabbed the woman and hugged her and then gave her breasts a couple of playful pinches. "Commander please," she said as she blushed and began yodeling.
--- End quote ---

This is why Swiss erotic fiction never found a market.

Wolfie:
Whaha, I love this one:


--- Quote ---On Nov. 29, 2083 the object wold hit. It's antimatter would interact with ordinary matter on Earth and there would be an explosion with the incredible force of 1000 megatons. New York City is doomed!
--- End quote ---

Quickly, get out of NY. We'll be save....right?  ::)

Ye God's I'm a geek sometimes. ;D

CarolM:

--- Quote from: Wolfie on January 26, 2007, 04:06:02 PM ---Whaha, I love this one:


--- Quote ---On Nov. 29, 2083 the object wold hit. It's antimatter would interact with ordinary matter on Earth and there would be an explosion with the incredible force of 1000 megatons. New York City is doomed!
--- End quote ---

Quickly, get out of NY. We'll be save....right?  ::)

Ye God's I'm a geek sometimes. ;D

--- End quote ---

I think I can safely say I'll be safe from the explosion, as I will either be 131 years old or the more likely option already dead. The chances for my children or their children in England might not be so good though. The equivalent of a nuclear winter seems likely. Might counteract the global warming perhaps?  ;)

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