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This Year's Bad Sex In Literature Winners

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LizW65:
HIlarious, and probably not suitable for work:
http://www.literaryreview.co.uk/badsexpassages.html
And the winner:
http://www.literaryreview.co.uk/badsex.html

Matrix Refugee (formerly Morraeon):
Ugh... I'm a total virgin, but even I know sex ain't like what they're describing. Gaaah... if it were, it would turn anyone with sense into a celibate and we'd have to start growing babies in bottles like in Brave New World.

Anyone who uses the word "pistons" in a sex scene has to turn in their creative license, stat.

Murphy's Stunt Double:
Don't tell JB that. He loves a challenge!  ;) :D

Kris_W:
Worse yet, he'd make it work and then everyone would be trying it.

 :-[

Murphy's Stunt Double:
Yep, that's EXACTLY what would happen!  :D

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